Hole in the Sky!!

Today morning was probably one of the finest in a long time.
I met a guy by the name of promit, or simply "mit" as he liked to be called.
Everything he said was gold! Uh, priceless even! For example the following quotes;

• hair metal? wht hair metal? wht does metal hav to do with hair? arent megadeth and iron maiden hair metal bands too then??
• lars ulrich plays faster and heavier than joey jordison, mike portnoy and scott travis

The gentleman is not yet aware of hair-metal, and thinks Lars can actually play faster and heavier than Portnoy!? Whatever that means. Not to mention he apparently has more Metallica than any of us can have in this lifetime. A whooping 700 mb!! Umm, yeah, thats mb, not gb.

• ya duds think watever u like.....more METALLICA sngs than me......well not in this life.........and ma quotes r great dude....thanks again loser.............

Where did I meet this character? On orkut obviously, thats my place to roam around. I have been recently told that Megadeth covered Battery, and that all of us (me and a couple of other people trying to convinve him that 'deth never did such a cover) are assholes, and that we don't know shit about Metallica or music for that matter. The reason all this was, because he got it from.. Limewire. The self-proclaimed "Ultimate downloader" has a young sister! Err, no, nothing like that.. she is just 10, and she too was laughing on.. 'us' for having no knowledge about Metallica. Mit apparently is listening to Metallica for 5 years now. And has around slightly over 5 albums. Ah yes, you might be wanting to read another of those priceless quotes by now!

• hav lots of fade to black live......i dnt go 4 music vdos....ur gettin me na an..........i dnt kip music vdos......so idnt kno if it xists or not.....not ma fav... song 2ooo.....

That happened, when I was inquiring from him that if Metallica ever made a music video for Fade to Black. I just wanted to save these hilarious quotes, hence the post. Finally I'll leave with a bunch of more 'priceless quotes'.

• motley crue is a good band? oh ya? tell me how many copies they hav sold!!
• the crowd goes wild in metallica concerts, dosnt happen with other bands
• ma 10 yr old sis is laughin at u guys.....she knos more METALLICA than u2....ok...........asta la vista......vai nd sid............

Selling copies makes a band good, Linkin Park certainly deserves a mention here. Better than 'deth? Someone shoot him! Crowd goes wild in Metallica concerts? Certainly. Doesn't happen with other bands? I'll leave for anyone and everyone to decide who has seen or know of any concert of.., say, Lamb of God, Megadeth or any major band for that matter.